What are you gonna do with YOUR rebate?

The federal government is sending each and every one of us a $600 rebate.
If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, the money will go to China .
If we spend it on gasoline it will go to the Arabs.
If we purchase a computer it will go to India
If we purchase fruit and vegetables it will go to Mexico , Honduras , and Guatemala .
If we purchase a good car it will go to Japan
If we purchase useless crap it will go to Taiwan …and none of it will help the American economy.
The only way to keep that money here at home is to buy prostitutes, weed, beer, and tattoos, since these are the only products still produced in the USA .

soooooo………………..what if I go to my buddy Raul and buy some of his killer ganja, then go to my favorite liquor store and buy some fabulous Heineken Beer from my buddy Amir, Then ask my buddy Guido to tattoo a bunny on my Ass so that cute Slavik kid i saw the other night will give me a blow-job for $20.00???